The Great Futile War of Ol' Roy.
Two creatures, both alike in dignity (and in belief that they run this shit show) in Permafrost Alberta, where we lay our scene.
The players:
Hapless Human (cue fb profile pic)
Denny-the-magnificent
The war:
Hapless: stuffs two empty dog food bags together And shoves them into the garbage bin.
Denny: waits until Hapless is sleeping (not hard since Hapless is one of those lazy creatures who sleeps every night) and retrieves empty bags, relocating them to a much more suitable location.
Hapless: collects bags and returns to garbage bin, ensuring well stuffed down (again)
Denny: sighs. Waits until hapless is occupied and retrieves bags again, returning them to her preferred location.
Hapless: discovers bags. Rolls eyes. Retrieves and restuffs.
Denny: glares. Waits until Hapless is sleeping (again) and recollects her preciousssssssseeeessssss to return them to their place of honour.
Hapless: gives up.
#iamahorribledogwhisperer
(Denny : #besthumanwhispererever! She's finally learning. Now, to cuddle with my preeeeeeccccciiiooooouuusssseeesssss)
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