On this break-of-dawn episode of "Conversations with the Butterball TB" the hapless human stumbles out in the wee hours to catch Butterball, and finds a brand new BEAUTIFUL green round bale in the field, beside a pile of old brown hay that really looks rather inedible. Arab is happily plowing through the new hay. Butterball, on the other hand, is picking painfully through the old stuff.
HH: "Dude, is there a reason you're not eating that nice new bale?"
BB: "Yeah...it's not fresh green grass."
HH: "And that brown hay is?"
BB "Well.....No.....but I'm staging a protest."
HH: "Alrighty then..protest away..."
BB: "Do we have to ride this morning? I'm kind of busy protesting the hay....."
HH: "Riding = cookies."
BB: "Well, get the halter on already!"
Well, at least he has SOME of his priorities straight......
When life goes awry...the adventures in misadventure of a hapless human and her cohorts in crime!
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