Today's episode of adventures of a mutton buster found the hapless human trundling to the barn all bundled up like a Xmas goose. first stop: feed ewe and lambs.
Hapless wanders in and grabs chopped grain, portioning out lambs breakfast. Next, grab the bucket of barley. Hapless lifts smaller bucket out without looking, and suddenly there's frantic Scratching noises!
A demon is in the grain!
Hapless shrieks like a girl and flings bucket without letting go (no need to waste good grain afterall) and out flies SUPERMOUSE! (Missing his cape). Hapless continues to shriek like the girl that she is. "Dusty! Dusty! Dusty come deal with this!"
Sadly, while Dusty probably heard hapless all the way out in the green fields of rainbow bridge, he cannot return to the farm to save the day. (Good dogs should live forever dammit!!!!!
😢)Hapless tries the white dog. "Denny! Get it!" White dog tracks mouse to lamb enclosure and shrugs.
"Too late. I don't fit through the panel."
Tornado dog Rocky huddles in the corner. "We're all gonna die!!!"
Ewe and lambs stare at us all in disgust. "Get over it and feed us you fool!"
On the upshot. I am guaranteed that all of my arteries are clear after that got my blood pumping!
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