On tonight’s episode of conversations with the butterball tee-bee, hapless and butterball are cantering a 10m circle.
All of a sudden out of nowhere, BOOM! A gunshot!
Hapless: “omigod we’re gonna die!!!!!”
Butterball: ”huh?”
Hapless: “holy crap what was that?”
Butterball: “thunder. It happens a lot. And since you’ve gone all retarded-monkey about it and quit riding ima walk now cause it’s easier.”
Trainer: “wtf?! Don’t stop!”
Hapless: “not his fault - the thunder scared me! Holy crap that was thunder!”
Butterball: “aaaannnnddddd the lightbulb goes on. Wow. Miracles do happen!”
Hapless: “shaddup and canter. But don’t spook please.”
Butterball: “finnnne, lightbulb lady. You just remember who WASN’T scared and who babysat your chicken ass when the cookies get rationed out tonight, got it?”
Yes, sir. Absolutely sir. We all know whose the boss around here, don’t we....
And who the real chickenshit is, apparently....
When life goes awry...the adventures in misadventure of a hapless human and her cohorts in crime!
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