On yesterday's Conversations with the Butterball Tee-Bee, the Hapless Human went off to catch him in semi-early hours, and instead of going through the gate, he promptly walked face first into a fence post. WTF, Rascal?
He led in with minimal enthusiasm, singing his own rendition of that aggravating radio song "I'm so Fancy." It went something like this:
"I'm so tiiireed, got no energy, walked facefirst into fencepost, and drug my feeeet" (clean white ones, through dust and dirt)
He THEN proceeded to strut his way to two scores over 70%. I am phenomenally blessed with a horse who steps into the ring and goes "OH! All eyes on me! I'M A SUPERSTAR" and proceeds to show off with every ounce of his being. Yes, someone thinks He is SO SPECIAL. And yes, He really is as special as he thinks he is.
When life goes awry...the adventures in misadventure of a hapless human and her cohorts in crime!
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