Conversations with the Butterball Tee-Bee -- December 4, 2015 -- PART 2

On part two of Today's episode of Conversations with the Butterball TB, we find Hapless pretending she knows how to canter around the arena. It would appear that Butterball has resigned himself to the ridiculous early-morning workout, as he is cantering beautifully along. 

Butterball: "Canter canter canter. Favorite gait. Canter canter canter. OOOH, those barrels are still on the wall by the muck bucket."

Hapless: "They have been for the whole ride."

Butterball: "I know. I think they're waiting for me to spook at them. I'll do that this time."

Hapless: "You're not scared of the barrels."

Butterball: "Well DUH, of course I'm not. Here we go!"

Hapless: "Don't you d----"

Butterball: "SPOOK!"

Hapless: "What the hell was that?"

Butterball: "I spooked at the barrels, DUH...."

Hapless: "You flipped your nose up and your shoulders jumped into the middle of the arena. THAT was a spook?"

Butterball: "Yup."

Hapless: "You're ridiculous."

Butterball: "You're just to dumb to know a good spook when you see one. Canter Canter Canter."

Hapless: "Good grief."

And so we continue cantering. And then..

Butterball: "Shit. My butt forgot to spook."

And that would be a fail, Rascal. That would definitely be a fail.

Good ride :D